St. James Infirmary & Social Darwinism

from St. James Infirmary:

Thanks for showing interest in the band, thus putting you in prime position for social climbing. Knowing a band before they're big and famous is a sure way to be "cooler" than everyone." Tell your friends at work about us and laugh at them if they haven't heard of us.

YOU: "Have you heard the new St. James Infirmary tune?"

UNKNOWING FRIEND: "Who?"

Y: "You haven't heard of St. James? (at this point you can shorten the name, thus showing that you're "cool" with the band, elevating your position over them even further.)

U.F:"I guess not, if I go see them with YOU, will I be cool?"

Y:"I will allow you to come with me, but remember I will always be (enter # of shows you've been to here) shows cooler than you."

U.F.:" Thank YOU."

So come check us out this weekend just in time to throw in people's faces on Monday!

11.25.05 Kennigan's 647-3280
5251 Timberhill@ Grissom
21 and Up
$2 cover

11.26.05 Rolling Oaks Sports Bar & Grill 655-4745
5550 Mountain Vista
ALL AGES/Free
Full menu, huge patio, lotsa beer, great atmosphere

Happy Thanksgiving and Peace