From blabbermouth.net, in case any of you kickass guitarists out there are interested:
Ozzy Osbourne is looking for a guitar player to write his next studio album with. All interested parties should send a package showcasing their guitar skills to:
Ozzy Osbourne Guitar Player
P.O. Box 5249
Beverly Hills, CA 90209
ADDED NOTE: Here's what Ozzy says about his search:
"When I audition guitar players, I go, 'I don't want to know how fast you can play, I don't want to know if you can stand on your head and play it through your butt, or whatever — just give me a riff that'll make a kid want to go out and buy a guitar."
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